shamitomita:

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

(via headlessbabeclub)

lesboflow:

Comment on the size of a man’s penis and it’s a low blow and a stab at his masculinity. Comment on the size of a woman’s anything and it’s a social norm. 

(via headlessbabeclub)

basedpidgeot:

stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal

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8/16/2104 

Sometimes being ignored is the best thing for me, I think.

I have been stuck inside screens too long.
Tonight I am going to pick up a pen, write, pick up a book, & read.
Take a nice long bath.
Meditate.
Find myself again.
She is within me.
No doubt.
Hopefully that will open a chakra.
Tomorrow is a new day but now’s the time to start living a life that would make my guardians proud. ☆♡

Can’t make a good soup, can’t do a handstand in a pool, can’t spell the word lieutenant. There’s a lot of can’ts in my life right now.

(via mrbenwyatt)

chandra-nalaar:

i found a good explanation of what i mean when i say that chandra is a good person but she’s awful at being good

image

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blastingradio:

This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife

(via theotherhenryjames)

ethically-wrong:

mmmmbeefy96:

grandhowler:

Dude

holy shit. 

this is on a whole new level of patience

This is natural art.

(via thatpunnyguy)

Told the lady at the buffet my 42 year old dad was a senior trying to mess with him. She believed me. Haha