rubbermaddox:

Ilustrations by the incredible Carol Rossetti check her out and follow her here! http://carolrossettidesign.tumblr.com/

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This just happened to me. I didn’t look at my dash first! HAHA. <3 

Merry 2 year birthday Andrea’s porn blog

Today is my god son’s birthday…

So I call to tell him happy birthday.

He’s playng with his cousin Cameron.

Kelli says “Gabriel, do you want to talk to Lisa?”

Apparently Cameron says ‘who is lisa’ and he says “Just this girl that comes to my house sometimes and stays here all day.”

Like, what the eff Gabe. I know he wasn’t being mean. But is that all I am to you? :’( better step up my fake parenting skills.

The Sounds - Hope you're happy now

You can call me a slut
You can call me a liar
I got so many names now
I can’t even deny it….

Hope your happy now
But I’m not giving in
I hope you’re satisfied
With your bullshit and your lies
Hope your happy now
But I’m not giving up
I hope your satisfied
Can’t bury me alive

I hope your satisfied
Fuck you and fuck your lies

ericscissorhands:

"Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are built from it."

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Because I'm Awesome (2012 Version)

foggypebble:

Because I’m Awesome - The Dollyrots (2012 version, 320 kbps)

I’m a leader, I’m a winner, and I’m cleaner
‘Cause I’m awesome
I don’t need you ‘cause I’m neato and I beat you
‘Cause Im awesome

Happy 7/11

Remember the 2nd time we had sex we high fived and said “7/11” and you said “We’re such nerds.” But we laughed and hugged.

I didn’t contact you today.

Didn’t even creeper stalk.

Because my therapist made me realize this week I love you and because I love you, I’m going to respect your desires to be happy with someone else. The last few weeks have been rough with news. And a dude that doesn’t give a fuck.

You blocked me completely so I could feel better, right? I do a lot—most days. I am so thankful to you. You’re why I went back to therapy. It strengthened my relationship with my dad. I think you also made me a better girlfriend. I don’t know.

Can’t believe you sent me our sex tapes on 11/7. <3 Funny how much has changed, eh? I know it’s wrong and your anniversary was like 2 days later, but honestly—part of me hopes you watched us have amazing sex today too. I’m sure I overwhelmed you in the videos, too. I could hear it  when you got quiet when I listened today. But you were a fantastic lover. Now that I know how to squirt, it’d have been even better. Another place, another time.

I’m trying to move on. But nostalgia is super hard for me. Especially now that I’m in a place where we could have worked. Le sigh. Oh well, right? The heart is a lonely hunter and the universe knows best. I hope you’re happy with an awesome job, great house, and wonderful girlfriend.

The hopeless romantic in me hopes sometimes you check my blog just to see what I’m up to. I mean if Josh did when we hated each other, maybe you do too. I doubt it, but maybe. So I write these to you from time to time.

transcendtheabsolute:

I try to live a life that would make Leslie Knope proud, but today is a Ron Swanson kind of day

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